It's that time of year again: construction season. And, as the author, John Scalzi, so aptly puts it, it's a time when the world seems to be in a constant state of renovation. This year, it's the author's porch railing that's getting a much-needed makeover. The old one, which was 30 years old, was unfortunately not up to the task of withstanding the strong winds that recently swept through, resulting in a dramatic and rather dramatic failure. The author humorously notes that this is further evidence of the original builder's penchant for cutting corners, as the support beams were too small to begin with. The new railing, however, will be a robust and sturdy affair, designed to withstand the test of time and the elements. But the renovation doesn't stop there. The same contractors are also tackling the back deck, which, after three decades, is in dire need of repair. The author's wife, Krissy, has specified a new deck with a cover, so she and her husband can enjoy the outdoors without the sun beating down on their pale heads. The author humorously acknowledges that all this renovation will be noisy and expensive, but he has a solution: his office at the church, where he can escape the chaos and get some work done. The article concludes with a plea for readers to support the author by purchasing his books, as the funds will go a long way in financing these much-needed home improvements. It's a lighthearted look at the trials and tribulations of home ownership, with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humor and a reminder that, despite the challenges, it's all part of the fun of being a homeowner.
